we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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