Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm eating all of the evidence.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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