He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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