It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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