I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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