haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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