I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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