Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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