Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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