She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i think i have two assholes
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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