Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
you made out with another girl for some wings
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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