i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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