just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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