I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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