On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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