I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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