I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I am mentally ready for anal.
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