yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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