let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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