What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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