yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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