Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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