whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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