I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Still dying that you shit outside
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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