no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
My bed smells like the plague
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