it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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