This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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