found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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