All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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