he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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