I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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