The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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