Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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