She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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