clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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