All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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