party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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