): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
We are two peas in an std pod
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
My bed smells like the plague
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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