kristin has been a bad kristin
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
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