i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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