What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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