Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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