I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
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