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the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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