My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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