So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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