the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
