You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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