So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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