Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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