And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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