Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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