the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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