I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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