Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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