used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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