I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
